It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's a...

Do you see what I see? Very nice camouflage there, dear, but I spy with my little eye....


It's a freaking monitor lizard!!

... Now aren't we wondering what a monitor lizard is doing behind my house??!! Such a terribly dangerous creature in such a defenseless area!! Of course I don't suppose it's in any way lethally dangerous but it's kind of freaky, isn't it??



Hope it stays far, far away from the front door, we don't want anyone or thing to get hurt, do we? [Monitor lizard spotted just a few minutes ago!!]